Angelina Jolie & Disney's Maleficent Just Got Parodied In A Wickedly Raunchy Porno Called Malefic*nt!
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- Published on Sunday, 20 April 2014 17:14
- Written by Perez Hilton
This gives a whole new meaning to the idea of a Disney ride, LOLz!! From a few of the same folks who brought you The Knobbit comes an equally erotic porn parody that satirizes on one of your favorite childhood fairy tales! Feast your eyes loins on Malefic*nt! Yikes! Even the title for Malefi-C-U-Next-Tuesday is so raunchy that we had to censor it! The porn is obvs a parody of Maleficent, the Angelina Jolie film set to hit theaters on May 28th, except this version will feature way more hardcore penetration!! The X-rated extravaganza stars vixen Violet Monroe as Princess Aurora, Romi Rain as the titular (emphasis on tit) villain, & some super seXXXy stud named Danny D whose giant dangling dong is the size of Disneyland. First J.R.R. Tolkien & now this? Ha! We guess nothing is scared anymore! Let us know if U think Malefic*nt's lead porn starlet (above) looks anything like Angelina in the comments (below)!
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TOWIE star Abi Clarke does an Angelina Jolie at Locke premiere!
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- Published on Saturday, 19 April 2014 11:26
- Written by Reveal
Former TOWIE star Abi Clarke strutted her stuff on a red carpet last night - and even had an Angelina Jolie moment! Abi was pictured at the UK premiere of new thriller movie Locke, held in Birmingham, and gave photographers a flash of her bronzed leg thanks to a saucy thigh-high split in her dress.' The reality star's gown also featured a sheer nude top half with an asymmetrical neckline, which ran down to a black skirt with sweeping train.Abi teamed her red carpet outfit with a patent nude clutch bag and matching peep-toe heels, and she wore her blonde hair - which is definitely lighter of late - loose with curled ends.Hairdresser Abi hasn't appeared in TOWIE since series 10, however the door has been left open for her to return to the ITV2 reality show.A source recently told us: "Abi has by no means left for good and may well feature again in the future."Abi attended the Locke premiere with a group of pals and walked the red carpet alongside Danielle Lloyd - who also bared all in a daring dress!
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Angelina Jolie, Elle Fanning Talk ‘Maleficent’ in New Featurette
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- Published on Friday, 18 April 2014 03:42
- Written by Variety
“There is evil in this world – hatred and revenge,” says Angelina Jolie’s Maleficent in the new featurette for the upcoming Disney film. The origin of this evil in the world of the animated classic “Sleeping Beauty” is precisely what Disney’s live action “Maleficent” sets out to explain. The “Legacy” featurette includes behind-the-scenes interviews with Jolie and Elle Fanning, who plays Princess Aurora, as they discuss their views of this new take on the Disney villain. “We’ve respected the classic. We’ve tried to bring you what you love about this story,” Jolie explains. “We also hope to bring a world that you’ve never seen before.” Screenwriter Linda Woolverton says the new movie explores Maleficent’s past, her motives for cursing Aurora and more – all from the villain’s point of view. “This film gives us an opportunity to find out the history of Maleficent and what drove her to the dark side,” says helmer Robert Stromberg. “Maleficent” bows in theaters May 30.
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Angelina Jolie plans career behind the camera as a film director
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- Published on Thursday, 17 April 2014 16:08
- Written by Express
SHE HAS appeared in a spate of hit movies and is set to grace our screens in the feverishly anticipated Maleficent but Oscar winner Angelina Jolie will eventually quit acting to become a film director.The 38-year-old actress seems to have fallen out of love with being a film star since directing the movie Unbroken and getting a taste of life behind the camera.“I prefer directing,” she says. “I love having the spotlight on somebody else. I have enjoyed being an actress and I am so grateful for the job. I have had great experiences and have even been able to tell great stories and been a part of stories that mattered. I have also done things just for fun.” The star, who has six children with fiancé Brad Pitt, also reveals that being a stay-at-home mum is something that she’d be more than happy with.“Acting’s a very lucky profession to be a part of and I enjoy it but if it went away tomorrow I would be very happy just to be at home with my children,” she added.Just last month Angelina admitted that when she was younger she always saw herself as an actress and was never particularly maternal.“I never imagined being a mother,” she revealed. “Then those maternal feelings evolved and deepened once I began adopting and started living with Brad, which made me want to have children of our own.“Brad is so good about taking over when I’m working but I would rather be home for dinner and read my children bedtime stories.”
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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Set To Have “Twins!” Declares Magazine
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- Published on Thursday, 17 April 2014 16:37
- Written by Gossip Cop
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are expecting twins, reports OK! magazine. The tabloid announces the “IVF miracle” in a new cover story, quoting Jolie as supposedly saying, “I’m going to be a pregnant bride!” Of course, once you actually open the magazine, it becomes apparent that it’s just another OK! bait-and-switch job. “Angelina started IVF treatments a few months ago,” a so-called “insider” tells the outlet. “It can take a number of tries for it to work. But the goal was to be pregnant as soon as possible.” Oh, so the cover is misleading and wrong. That’s not surprising, since OK! falsely reported that Jolie and Pitt were also going to have twins last year. The magazine also wrongly said there was “shocking baby news” back in 2012. For good measure, OK! manufactured a Jolie adoption story in 2009. So when the tabloid now quotes a “pal” as saying, “Brad is thrilled and so are the kids — they’ve been pushing for a bigger family as well as a wedding, so it really is a dream come true!” — well, it means nothing. OK! goes on to speculate that the couple hopes “to have a boy and a girl,” raises the possibility of more adoptions after the supposed biological births, and tries to convince readers that all of this is somehow real. “Angie and Brad both agree that holding their new babies in their arms were the happiest moments for them and they can’t wait to have that feeling all over again,” explains the OK! insider. Uh-huh. While the future could always potentially hold additions to the Jolie-Pitt clan, there is NO TRUTH to this latest round of rumors.
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